Dear Juror, It is during these harrowing times, on a night blacker than any other, that I earnestly request your service. A certain book has encroached upon our repertoire of dark tales, namely, of the Resident Evil type; my friend, a renowned "Scholar", has deemed this book a black sheep of sorts, a drab tale slithering among those that we so cherish. But no story can evade the eyes and ears of The "Scholar", who insists that the story's vapidities require our judgment. I am inclined to agree! Hence, the book will be tried on multiple accounts of narrative heresy! Its name is "Resident Evil: Underworld". Juror, will you help me exact justice upon this alleged heretic? If so, I'll see you soon. I will assume the role of judge, and will also prosecute and defend as necessary. Some of my judgments may land on the defendant's brothers and sisters, as I cannot be expected contain them indefinitely. Yes, a more critical, unadulterated shade of me may show itself tonight. The Trial of Resident Evil: Underworld || A Narrative Examination PLEASE ENJOY WITH HEADPHONES AT HIGH VOLUME.